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There are no friends to display.Humor Impaired Seems to be Malfunctioning.Do not
date married women or women currently in romantic relationships.We
never sleep with women who wear flowered dresses.Do not
date homeless women.Byrdman
does not participate in sex activities with more than one woman at a time.Do not
date women with shorter hair than Byrdman, unless
they will wear wigs.Proof of wig ownership is required).Byrdman is finished with the kid making business).Women with breast implants need a more
elastic relationship than Byrdman.Women who drink during sex hours are to be
denied access to long term relationships.Byrdman isn't going to pay for that therapy).Never let women leave personal possessions
at your house that they expect to retrieve.All rules may have a maximum of one
exception (to prove the rule).When questioning if an
opportunity is going to break a rule.Always take a moment to remember why you quit seeing Ms.Wrong
before hopping back into bed with her.Women are not allowed to move in...Women have their choice of either leaving early the following
morning or slipping out during the night.Check out time will be enforced and the
female is banned for life from dating the Byrdman
after the first violation.This rule may have to be modified based on how
well conversations go the morning after).Discontinue dating any woman who cleans the bathroom on first
date.I've been called on
the carpet on this particular rule..If A woman filters through all the
rules, invent a new rule.If she tells you she is brutally honest in your first
conversation with her, she probably isn't.Women who say they only want you for sex are lying and
should be avoided at all cost.Sex in exchange for computer work may be
done if all variables are thoroughly thought out.The rule is actually 1960 but there was this really cute
girl I wanted to date and I needed to modify this rule for her because she was
born in 1963.ONE
argument with the Byrdman.Never Date Clients or Employees of clients no matter how
attracted you are to them, It can get really ugly when
you break up.But
get her phone number if she quits or get fired).Women who claim that
friendship is their only goal are usually not being truthful.It is like dating 2
women that don't like each other.Beware of dating women with children living at home.It is your responsibility to explain to her
that that relationship didn't work out either.Watch carefully for the drinking habits on
the first few dates with any drinker.You're just attracted to strange women.And you can save a lot of time and money ).Being Jaded can be a good thing
sometimes.And Good Evening good evening to you ,
Mrs.Do not date any woman who has
not read the Byrd Rules and laughed outragously.NOTE: a lock on
you means a wedding ring).No more dating women who smoke
but don't smoke in their own house..Don't tell um you like them
too much, (the game is over, they won and you aren't a challenge anymore.The
definition is ByrdDollars can only be used by Women
who were born as women (and are still women, no sex changers) between the years
1948 and 1969.When considering dating
bartenders, remember this is just going to be a repeat of every other bartender
you ever dated.Be prepared to have a lot of introductions to drug abuser
friends, friends and relatives just out of jail, loaning money (that will never
be returned).Byrdman
is via these rules.Never sleep with a woman that has slept with any of your friends..Distance Distortion Factor, which is the dymanics of the formula relative to the attractiveness of the woman ..DDF of 10 is a woman that at 10 feet away is really hot looking..And a woman with a DDF of 1 would be great looking when you wake up with her in the morning..DDF of 10 in real life would have a DDF of 1 if you have had 5 beers or 2.Coyote ugly and Double Coyote ugly..Double coyote ugly is when she's sleeping on both an arm and a leg.....Also, I always welcome any female who would like to make comments on a rule by rule basis.Just returned from a visit to Joe Wheeler State Park and it is truly a nice place and look forward to seeing some of my looper friends there.RF246 HEADS UP SIGNATURE DUE OUT SOON!!We are excited to have just recently met with Bob Rosborough and Brian from the factory.This hull will be built out and should be available in the Jan09 time frame and ready for viewing.Make yours now as to allow us to rig this boat and keep her on schedule for delivery to her new owners!!Enjoyed a few runs on the St.John's River and for sure the local hospitality.Contact me if interested in a cruise or a viewing of this new hull.Then, next week down to Charleston, SC for the Great Loop Cruisers Association Spring Rendezvous.Much is going on now that spring is on us.But if not there, I feel sure I will find somewhere....What a great time that was.Several Options for viewing the Rosborough on the eastern side of the US.See our EVENT SCHEDULE or contact us for your personal viewing in the Nashville area.
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