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Thanks to Chris 'Jedi' Knight (again) for providing us with more footage).Clarice is arrested then released.The elves refuse to leave the workshop.George Foreman grills being delivered this holiday season.Claus take back the elves and reindeer.Christmas special it's a damn poor showing.Duc de Nevers (Lick my boot properly, you wretch!Santa's victory, I have some sad news for you.Jeff the Real Canadian man.So we've already distinguished that Santa Claus resides in Canada.Christian, and of course, Chris Jericho!No, he is terrified of losing his own job.Lord_Odin, who spent the last 36 hours straight playing sc3k, and is only up to 1.VS Santa "1 day only" Clause.Plus he has a great hat.The reindeer go down within 5 minutes.Crazy done by the Almighty Al?Sure it starts off easy enough.I'd swear he was Steven Segal himself.Santa in 1 hour and 45 minutes.Hell upon the unfortunate protesters.However, the Teamsters are another thing entirely.My vote goes to SANTA, Why?Ever Saw "Jingle all the Way"?Austin (6 million dollar man (tm.Men known as THE BLOB (tm)!French means on Ground Zero.ABSOLUTELY NO LABOR COSTS AT ALL.Had a rifle in his hand, n'cheap wiskey on his breath.From beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo.Elves, Reindeer, and Teamsters(Henceforth known as the ERT's)."Santa Steve" for the year.The elves and reindeer take over.Powers that Be are not to be trifled with!Mighty Jedi, Silent Bob) himself!?!"But I'm a f***in' demon....!"MORE importantly, did any one ELSE see *MR.Santa's got this one down.FACT: Any punch an elf throws is going to be "below the belt".Reindeer Games and eat sandwiches.The real winners are the FANS!Would you ask her for more money Right before Christmas?And I'm looking forward to some nice presents.You guys have got to be kidding!Which leaves a bunch of spandex clad fairies and 12 reindeer.Guam and completely unaware of the goings on.Mike Harris is the needle to an enema that Ontario never wanted.Santa dies in a "sporting" accident.PokeMon under the tree, take up arms to defeat TED.The elves, reindeer, and teamsters will obviously beat Santa.John had a better argument.How else do you explain someone who so promotes guiltless greed?You don't mess with that bad boy unless you're Michael the Archangel.I'd like to share about the true "Santa Claus".Santa Claus is a raging beast.Cold War in the 1950s and 1960s.It stood for, "Synchronized Android Nanomachines Thinking Actively".He was the ultimate killing machine.He became far stronger than expected.Several small people lived on the island of Ireland at the time.From here, he and his elves created a vast underground empire.The epitome of all that is good.The reindeer, teamsters, and elves have it.Christmas now officially the date of the St.He also has a great deal of repressed sexual rage; Santa only comes once a year.On the other hand, you have the Teamsters.Those guys know how to play hardball.Santa will find it hard to deliver toys with two broken legs.And I wouldn't be surprised is he wakes up one morning with Rudolph's head in bed with him.Workers of the world unite!Santa won't have any problem with the elves and the reindeer.Teamsters he's got to worry about."Santa is slouching over his desk, drunk on whiskey...ALL, NOW YOURE ALL GONNA DIE.......Well, knowing SATAN CLAWS, he managed to bust out.The Night Santa Went Crazy.Let's see what this means for the elves.Hallucinatory elves that tell psychotics to burn things.You know, Santa is sure under a lot of stress."Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"Teamsters and the elves must destroy these evil bastions.Christmas decorations in their labor camps.Poor old "Legs" aint gonna get lucky tonight.One large, overweight autocratic elf.Christian house in the world in one night?So, one fat capitolist vs.Santa has alot more skills than he seems.Since a match has to end in death, then we're going to have to face the fact that Santa is going to have to fight his weight in elves at the picket line when e returns to the office to pick up Mrs.How much does Santa weigh, and how much do elves weigh?Depending on who you listen to, I'd say that Santa is about Homer Sinpson size, or 250 pounds tops.Depending on who you listen to, elves can weigh anywhere from Marge Simpson size, say 145 pounds ( Anybody else here agrees with me that Marge is an amazon!The one that hold at least one decent toy for ever child in the world.Malibu Barbies and a half billion G.As Santa goes through the door, he calls out to the cowardly survivors, "Don't eat the deadly red snow!"The elves are out on the street.This one goes to the Gipper.We bring good cheer to life!Nintendo, Sega, Sony, The Elves, or Hasbro!Candy Canes stuck so far up their asses it goes through their skulls!They make Pesci look like a saint.They see the free snacks and go wild.Return to Santa Claus vs.Senator Golden with Howie Dunn, his daughter Jerry and wife Mae0.State Senator Marty Golden, the Chairman of the Senate Aging Committee, recently hosted a Fall Picnic for over one hundred and fifty neighborhood seniors at the Shore Road Garden, in conjunction with the Shore Road Garden Council under the leadership...Senator Marty Golden with federal and state emergency management officials discussing some of the assessment after walking on 68th Street and seeing the damage.State Senator Marty Golden recently presented a proclamation to Margarita's Breast Cancer and Cervical Survivors Support Group on the occasion of the Survivors Support Group Walkathon held on Sunday, July 22, 2007.The members of Margarita's B...Senator Marty Golden honors P.Teacher Alex Talavera at his 2007 Teacher of the Year Awards Ceremony.PS 186 teachers honored Donna Neglia and Rina Horne at the Teacher of the Year Ceremony0.IS 278 Teacher of the Year Deborah Izzo0.Teacher of the Year Eileen St.John with Principal Madeleine Brennan0.Golden pictured here with his son, Patrick and two members of the United States Coast Guard, welcomed a United States Coast Guard helicopter and crew on their recent visit to Floyd Bennett Field as part of the Community and Ed...Senator Marty Golden and 2007 Senator For a Day Winner Tara Reilly of Visitation Academy.Carro was honored at a ceremony held in the State Capitol in Albany l...Senator Golden with Brooklyn College student Ryan Merola on the campus during a presentation of a New York State Senate Resolution.New York State Senator Martin J.C, Brooklyn) appeared as a guest on Eyewitness News Up Close with Diana Williams.Senator Golden was a guest, along with State Assemblyman Daniel O'Donnell.Senator Golden defended his support for the reins...Senator Marty Golden joins Captain John Sprague, Community Affairs Police Officer Mike Mauro, Brooklyn South Community Affairs Police Officer Kevin Cottingham, Brooklyn South Auxiliary Chief Tony Christo, 62nd Precinct Community Council President Lou...Easter Egg Hunt held at Bensonhurst Park.State Senator Marty Golden, with 5th Avenue Board of Trade President Basil Capetanakis (center) and James Clark, 5th Avenue B.Senator Marty Golden discusses an issue one on one with a local resident who attended a recent senior breakfast.Senator Marty Golden with New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly and Bishop Nicholas DiMarzio.Senator Golden and Police Commissioner Kelly received the Good Scout Award presented by Bishop Nicholas DiMarzio.Senator Marty Golden with Sandy Irrera, one of the distinguished honorees of a recent Women's History Month celebration.School, Sister Virginia Lake, Bishop Kearney High School, Sandy Irrera involved with local schools and the charitable organizations including the Guild for Ex...Senator Marty Golden honors Maureen Neuringer for her work with the Mapelton Kiwanis Club as part of Women's History Month.Patrick's School Principal Andrea D'Emic.Senator Golden was honored as the 2007 Man of the Year.Senator Golden and Rabbi Amar.Senator Golden was joined by Our Lady of Grace School Principal, Joan McMast...Senator Marty Golden is joined by Community Education Council District 22 President Christopher Spinelli and his family at a recent Special Education Fair held at Kingsborough Community College.ALS Association in honor of her father, Michael Hynes, who died from the disease in June, 2005.Senator Golden's "Support Our Troops" Rally.Senator Marty Golden recently hosted a Support Our Troops Rally in Cannon Ball Park.Army and his proud family.Senator Marty Golden honors Anthony Foti of the Social Security Administration at his Civil Service Awards ceremony.Senator Golden is joined by P.Golden read to the 3rd Grade class.Senator Marty Golden honored Billy Albanese in conjunction with State Senate Disabilities Awareness Day at a ceremony in the State Capitol in Albany.Albany along with State Senator For a Day Contest Winner Natalie Vantuyn.Natalie was named State Senator For a Day after submitting the winning essay which began with the phrase, "IF I W...Senator Marty Golden welcomes Brooklyn Firefighters to Albany along with UFA President Stephen Cassidy.The Senator enjoys a light moment with Rose and Sarah Bagnini.Marcia Stein (2nd from left) and Sen.Tour on Rural High Speed Roundabouts 1.Midwest Highway Safety Scanning
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Website: www.An outline of the book chapters can be seen below.Reproduced with permission of the author.Michael Brennan: We both combine structural elements with atmospheric expanses in our painting.Richard Pugliese: I don't think that it's something that I arrived at, but rather something that I started with.It was an intrinsic part of my sensibility.Going back to the Greek concept of dichotomy, it's a struggle between the senses and the intellect, or the perceptual and the conceptual.That might be an innate aspect of one's own persona.RP: I think that it has to do with his creating a sense of monumental form and space without resorting to traditional Western techniques.MB: How has Mondrian influenced your painting?RP: He's not so much of an influence on my work at present, but generally speaking it's his horizontal and vertical division of the surface into multiple planes.MB: How has Rothko influenced your painting?Cezanne, it's the monumentality of Rothko's forms that I find to be an overwhelming influence.MB: What is it about the monumental?Monumental form sometimes suggests that a subject exists beyond the structure itself.MB: Are we talking about something unlimited, larger than the physical fact?MB: How has folk art, or your passion for Salt Glazed Pottery in particular, influenced your painting?MB: When I look at your paintings I like them the same way that I like looking at old walls, like an old wall in a Romanesque Church.Palladian window especially, which is a combination of a circle and a rectangle.Patrick's Cathedral in Little Italy.All of my influences, like the walls of that churchyard, eventually come to the surface.MB: Are there any areas in which you feel that modernist painting, generally speaking, is lacking right now?One of abstract paintings' greatest attributes is its potential for endless renewal and the possibilities that remain for further invention.I've stopped looking at things.I'm drawn to certain colors but I don't know if that's significant or not.MB: What for you remains to be discovered by working abstractly?RP: Again, I'm interested in a new kind of space.I'm interested in an illusionistic space.You can't eliminate that unless you're working with sculpture.Does that make sense to you?Videos From ShamelesslyVideos from Shamelessly, our newest feature film.Strength, power, intelligence, and a sense of humor to boot.This is the shameless story of a young woman who becomes one of earth's most powerful heroes.No money will ever be made from this film.Written and directed by Garrett Gilchrist, photographed and edited by Tim Carras (Bonus Light Productions).Starring Ryan Bourne, Brandy Bourdeaux, Carl Stone, Uche Akotaobi.Two trailers for Orange Cow's romantic drama about the quest for the meaning of life and love in Los Angeles.There are more clips from Gods of Los Angeles below.An animated cartoon by Garrett Gilchrist.It's Squiffy the Derelict Cat!Squiffy get hit by a train!Watch him try to shoot a homeless man!Lover's Poison (Drama Short) (Dir.Still might, one of these days.Garrett Gilchrist, Orange Cow Productions, 28.Remastered trailer for Orange Cow's comedy (from 2000).There is not actually a movie to go with this ...There are plenty more Radio Man clips later on in this page.Garrett Gilchrist, Orange Cow Productions, 36 megs, 26 minutes long, Realplayer) Death finds a young apprentice.Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett.Jamie Odum, Cori Haisler, Dan Arbuckle.With a great musical score by Tim Carras of Bonus Light Productions, who also wrote and directed.The cinematography, shooting and editing is by Garrett Gilchrist of Orange Cow Productions.For pictures from the film, click here.The film also stars Jason Santo.With camerawork by Alan Winston.Camp Rewind film festival in South Dakota.The film was directed by and this clip was edited by Garrett Gilchrist.Ghostbusted 3 is coming soon.Gods of Los Angeles: Lily meets Clifford clip (Quicktime, 11.In this clip from our dramatic feature, Lily (Cori Haisler) meets Clifford (David Maddox), whose girlfriend has just broken up with him.So, Clifford comes up to her, and, well, watch the scene.Gods of Los Angeles: dinner scene clip
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Another clip from our dramatic feature, Gods of Los Angeles.Written, directed, edited and with cinematography by Garrett Gilchrist.Completely reedited and remastered as a tribute to the late Niket Doshi.Niket was a great friend, one of the kindest, most intelligent people I was ever lucky enough to know.In this remastered and reedited version of his scenes from Excaliburger, Niket plays the Lord of the Sword, who engages in a verbal duel with Spanky (Garrett Gilchrist), and a very physical duel with David Ashe (as an annoyed customer).Music by David Ashe and Tal Pearson.Starring Niket Doshi, Garrett Gilchrist, David Ashe.Jay Bauman (winner Best Feature, Rewind 2003, for "Clowns and Suicide") and starring (and with cinematography by) Orange Cow Productions' Garrett Gilchrist.It features some nice trick photography and splitscreen work.Torgo and the Quest for Fuck!Florida's Queequeg Films (Jeremy Gardner, Natalie Sanders, Ryan Winford) and our own Garrett Gilchrist.The plot follows two wacky kidnappers as they attempt to find a suitable mate for their retarded brother.MB)
This unusual teaser for Gods of Los Angeles consists of a deleted scene from the film.Cinematography was by Jason Gutierrez.Sound recording and boom operation was by Jason Gutierrez.Gilchrist, Orange Cow Productions and GMP Pictures, 22.Collection of random footage shot at the 2001 Camp Rewind festival.Jay Bauman, Natalie Sanders, Ryan Winford, Jon Ashby, Alan Winston ...Realplayer) What's 51 minutes long and calculated to drive you utterly insane?What's absolutely horrible and yet strangely entertaining?For pictures from the film, click here.Talking to People About Star Wars.They had all been big Star Wars fans as kids, and most of them would no longer call themselves such.Part "Instructional" Video: Pirates of Film!Pirates of Film: Part One (18 min.MB, Realplayer) Pirates of Film: Part Two (25 min.MB, Realplayer) What's a nice cinematographer doing in a video like this?Watch as they fail to be either informative or funny on the subject of lighting.Giving up, they take to the streets to see if people are interested in amateur film.This is where it gets interesting.Forgetting the teaching joke, they try to learn something themselves.Watch Jason make out with a mannequin head!I'VE BEEN MOCKED ENOUGH (Comedy Short)
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Radio Man has ...And I say, the best kind of horse to beat is a dead horse, so I'm proud to announce that Radio Man has finally done what I thought he'd never do ...Except we can see him now.The MONSTER seeks a MATE!You see, Radio Man is in LOVE!He proceeded to wing it.Garrett called it a terrible performance, but planned to do more and better in the future.And you get to see him confuse and annoy open mike host Alexia, and accidentally steal and destroy some random person's guitar!MB, Quicktime)
Radio Man (Garrett Gilchrist) performs his standup act for the third time, live at USC's Groundzero coffeehouse.This time, Radio Man takes off his pants.Watch Radio Man talk about eating paint!Watch Radio Man try to eat his own pants!Performed at USC's Groundzero coffee house.Best Sound nominations, Rewind 2002.GROINS OF DARKNESS (Documentary Short)(Dir.Garrett Gilchrist, Lisa Renley, Laura Dagys.Best Documentary nomination, Rewind 2002.Double your comedy with twice the David Ashe.Dave sent in two versions of a scene ...Star Wars spoof Orange Cow did in 1999.KB)
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The Secret Word is "Yes" (3.Ashe, Ben Sipprell, Justin Bielawa, Tal Pearson, Steve Nagy.But you can be amused seeing where Orange Cow came from.Fred Strikes Back" sound clips: WAVPerhaps you've never thought of your breakfast cereal as a threat to national security.Hey man, how's about a nice Hawaiian ...And Magical Princess Mumblebee never returned from the land of the wobbly gumdrops.Help control the viewing population: have yourself spayed or neutered.Fred Strikes Back" sound clips: REALAUDIOThey say a cow is the sum of his experiences ...WAV19 Kb
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