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Please wait while we locate your requested review...Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions.West End theatre to rights.Do please alert us (you can use the comments box below) to any that you come across so that we make this page a comprehensive resource for theatre historians of the future.Spanish with inept English surtitles, that you wish the Lost Boys had not shot at Wendy but taken aim at this great white elephant and finished it off instead.He shows absolutely no mercy for the English language.They are like demented windmills.It makes me think quite fondly of The Vagina Monologues, a show so ghastly that it made my vagina try and leave the theatre entirely unaided by my legs in protest at the drivel inflicted on women in the name of empowerment.Full review here
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NAME.Dramatic Life, from Edge Books.Zero Star Hotel, also from Edge, is forthcoming in 2001.Copyright Notice: Please respect the fact that this material is copyright.It is made available here without charge for personal use only.Environment
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SocietyGuardian.Kelly Nestruck is a music subeditor at Guardian Unlimited.Su Pollard, Amanda Symonds, Samantha Hughes and Miquel Brown.So where are the awards for the productions that critics hated the most?Thankfully, there is now the Zero Stars Hall of Fame to give them their due.The Zero Stars Hall of Fame got a new addition this week thanks to the Guardian's very own Lyn Gardner, who gave no celestial bodies to An Audience With the Mafia.Ironically, however, Gardner may have instead given the show eternal life in the Zero Stars Hall of Fame.Alastair Macaulay of the FT and Sam Marlowe of the Times, respectively.With only five members, the Hall of Fame is hardly comprehensive and the Whingers are currently seeking submissions.Noises off would like to nominate Behind the Iron Mask.And I wasn't the only one who went and paid money solely to gawk.Blogger Emma Kennedy recounted her experience at the show on her blog at the time and quoted her favourite lyrics from the flop:
GYPSY: He's the man with the mask!What would you nominate for the Zero Star Hall of Fame?Take Charles Dance, who won the best actor award at the Critics' Circle awards this week.On his blog, critic Michael Coveney reported Dance's unusual acceptance speech: "All good parties should have someone along to insult the host, and Charles Dance fitted the bill perfectly when he read out some of his own bad reviews while receiving the best actor award...Langton to the effect that he was no good in Chekhov, stiff as a board and dull as mud."From zero to hero, as it were ...Ah, thank you, Kelly, but induction into The Zero Stars Hall of Fame requires documented evidence of zero stars awarded; it isn't Wikipedia, you know.Who gave it zero stars and where?The policy has now changed, and all for the better.I'm sure I remember one though...Sheila Ferguson, formerly of the Three Degrees and more recently of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!Sunday openings could revitalise theatre
The National is to break with tradition by staging shows on Sundays.
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